April 28, 2008
Onion Radio News Headline: Researchers Discover Massive Asshole In Blogosphere

April 24, 2008
Print Edition Letters To The Editor:
Dear The Onion,
By the time you read this I will have canceled my subscription.  I know this may be difficult for you to hear, but I’ve found another newspaper that informs me in ways I never thought possible.  It’s the Dubuque Telegraph Herald and I’m moving to Iowa to be with it.  I’m sorry.  Take care of yourself.
Ethan Thompson, Seattle, WA

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    [...] This has been confirmed by coleXbolton’s blog, Submissions of mine that have made it into The Onion, right below the entry, Researchers Discover Massive Asshole In Blogosphere. [...]

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