December 18, 2009
American Voices: Left

December 15, 2009
American Voices: Center

December 11, 2009
American Voices: Center

December 9, 2009
Infographic: Topmost, third from top (Over a period…), second from bottom (A group claiming…), and bottommost

Statshot: 12%

December 8, 2009
American Voices: Left

December 2, 2009
Infographic: 1982 and 2003

Statshot: 20%

National News Highlights:
SWANTON, VT—Mechanic Gus Richards took a few moments to compose himself before stepping back into the Swanton Auto Body waiting area and notifying the Gauthier family that their Buick Skylark wasn’t going to make it.

Headline and Article: Karzai Vows To Crack Down On Self

November 30, 2009
American Voices: Right

November 25, 2009
Headline: Biden Pardons Single Yam In Vice Presidential Thanksgiving Ritual

American Voices: Right

Also, here are two really old op-ed headlines that I didn’t even know I got into print until I saw them while leafing through The Onion’s new book:
“The Word You Use To Denote Long Sandwiches In Your Region Is Ridiculous”
“Celebrities Are The Real Heroes” by a firefighter

November 20, 2009
National News Highlights:
JUPITER, FL—After a protracted turf war over the prime knitting table in the Citrus Heights Retirement Community rec room, a fragile détente was brokered between the Wheelies and the Walkers.

Newswire Headline: BREAKING: Report: Iran Seven To Eight Years Away From Admitting They Have Nuclear Weapon

November 18, 2009
Infographic: Topmost

Statshot: 12%

November 16, 2009
American Voices: Right

November 13, 2009
National News Highlights:
WAUSAU, WI—Loretta Grimes, 51, urgently called her husband into the living room because that hilarious talking-baby commercial was back on.